are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”
i don’t want to date any boys i just want to make them all wish they were dating me
my new favorite color
i’m in love.
make all my clothes outta this shit, pronto
Get me this
Need please. Thank you.
take THAT stuffy old classical music audiences. i’m going to take performance blacks to a new fucking level.
I saw a baby cow drinking milk from it’s mummy the other day and it was pretty beautiful, and you know what? The mother’s udder was pretty tiny. If she can feed her baby with a tiny little udder, why on earth would it be natural for cows to have udders so huge…
All I’m trying to do is point out how disgusting, unnatural and cruel dairy farms are when compared to the natural way of cows having babies and feeding their babies (which is beautiful) without being genetically modified and pumped full of hormones that change the way their bodies work. You cannot compare the natural way a cow feeds her baby to the over-milking of the dairy industry. I’m not interested in hearing your justification for the dairy industry’s treatment of cows. The wellbeing of animals is more important than you feeling comfortable about cruel farming practices.
People are under no obligation to call you your prefered pronouns. Be thankful for the ones that do.
i hope that everyone forever refers to you only as “piece of shit,” and they’re all nonchalant about it like that’s just what you’re supposed to be called, and when you tell them that you don’t like being called that, they just show you a printed out version of this post.
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
The best deodorant you will ever use
Seriously. 1/4 teaspoon in each pit and you can sweat your ass off, totally stink-free for like 2 full days. It’s a natural anti-bacterial so those little fuckers won’t multiply and make you smell. Plus it’s cheaper and healthier than any deod you can buy anywhere.
Use equal parts of the following:
With a few drops of whatever essential oil you want, for fragrance. Otherwise it basically just smells like nothing. I use tea tree oil & pine needle oil. Cuz they’re MANLY.
Note - It pretty much turns to liquid if it’s warmer than about 75 degrees. If you want to keep it solid, you can refrigerate it or add a little more corn starch.
Reblogging myself again, cuz I still use this and it’s still awesome
i’m so excited about going to melbourne tomorrow!!!!!!! so excited to get away from home and my annoying job and spend time with friends that i haven’t seen for ages and play shit loads of music!
All carnists (via gallifreyan-vegan)
because yesterday i literally had someone aggressively telling me that “NOT ALL HORSE TRAINERS ARE LIKE THAT!”
Never discredit your gut instinct. You’re not being paranoid. Your body can pick up vibrations, some better than others, and if something deep inside you says something’s not right about a person or situation, trust it and keep it pushing.
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.